Oh fashion! You are so silly.

There is many a time I shake my head at what designers put out for people to buy but these Golden Goose distressed jersey trainers/sneakers really take the cake.

Some things look better when they’re “lived in”, but $350 for ripped cotton sneakers is a bit much, dontcha think?

Perhaps I’m hopelessly out of touch fashion-wise (I mean, I don’t get the Kanye stuff at all) but I wouldn’t wear these in my yard.